Raising Worms, More Profitable Than Raising Children.

David Levy
5 min readApr 8, 2023
Cute little red wiggler worm
Designed and Created using Blender By. Author

The Savage Introduction

In a world gone mad with consumerism, where the very idea of bringing children into this twisted reality can send shivers down one’s spine, there exists a bizarre yet oddly enticing alternative: raising worms. Yes, you read that right, my friends. Worm farming, a venture so peculiar that it may just be more profitable than raising those ever-demanding offspring we’re told to cherish.

Join me on this wild ride as we explore the fundamentals of worm farming, delve into the murky depths of comparative costs, and bask in the psychedelic glow of environmental benefits. Fasten your seatbelts; things are about to get freaky.

The Worm-Farming Trip

Vermiculture, or worm farming, is an underground revolution where the humble red wiggler (Eisenia fetida) reigns supreme. These wriggling wonders are capable of consuming vast quantities of organic waste, transforming it into nutrient-rich gold: vermicompost. These valuable castings are a psychedelic dream for gardeners, leading to an abundance of healthy, vibrant plants.

The Freakish Economics of Worm Rearing

--

--

David Levy
David Levy

Written by David Levy

Aspiring writer, Human Rights Activist, Citizen Mycologist, Nature Photographer….so many hats to wear in my daily life. theoutdoororacle.com

No responses yet